get out


tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

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what if rocks are actually soft and squishy and they just tense up when we touch them


everyone stop being mean

look at this dog


he thinks this whole parade is his parade

what a happy lil pup

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do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

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*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

(Source: cynicalslut666, via gelatins)



do white people even use lotion 

only when im lonely

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